The Splendorman Song is a parody of The Slenderman song modeled after Splendorman.
One version was written by DeviantArt user Master-Roku
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Splendor Man, Splendor Man
All the children laugh and sing
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
His little gold bells ring
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
Dressed in spots with a hat and bow
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
You won't want to let him go
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
His long strong arms are great for hugging
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
His face is always kind and smiling
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
You won't want to say goodbye
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
He'll make you laugh instead of cry
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
Will not let you feel alone
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
He will make you feel at home
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
Blends in well with flowers and trees
Splendor Man, Splendor Man
He's always kind to you and me