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StormTheLord StormTheLord 13 August 2022
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Gamblerman

Gambler Man (or "Gamblerman") is Splendor Man, Slender Man, and Trender Man's uncle. As his name suggests, he has a gambling addiction. He is known for being a notorious Crime Boss. He also acquired the nickname "Don Azzaro" through unknown origin.


Gambler Man dresses impeccably. He can usually be seen in a pinstripe suit with a grey shirt, black necktie, a matching fedora and a lapel rose. Sometimes, he wears a red vest coat as well. While there are no pictures taken due to the fact that attempts at taking photos of Gambler Man have always resulted in the pictures coming out so blurry that it becomes unrecognizable, there are police sketches (one of which displayed here) of what Gambler Man looks like. He can usually be seen smoking a cigar…


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Skylord Elberich Skylord Elberich 3 April 2016
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Mr Rage

Mr Godot Eustace Rage (Also known as Horace Pooperstinkle) is and old enemy of Splendorman, and the presumed leader of the Grumpy-Wumpies, though he prefers the term 'Aggressors of the Pusillanimous'. It is unknown how, where, or when they met, but it is assumed that they have known each other for a long time. His mere prescence causes Splendy to go into Angry Form. He was briefly imprisoned in San Quentin, but escaped during a prison riot.

His current whereabouts are unknown.


  • Makes children cry for no particular reason
  • Knocks over the elderly
  • Tells inapropriate jokes at funerals
  • Berates fellow Grumpie-Wumpies for not being mean enough
  • Cooks sushi before eating it
  • Tips cows
  • Farts in lifts
  • Convinced JonTron to do that thing with a pumpkin, some rope, …


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Splendorman123 Splendorman123 17 September 2014
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My family

Brothers


Slender (youngest)

Me (3rd youngest)

Trender (oldest)

Cousins


Rake

Tender

Ender

Pretender

Willow Creeper (girl and distant)

Slenderia (distant and girl)

Blade (really distant cousin, younger brother of rake)

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Skylord Elberich Skylord Elberich 27 July 2014
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Ideas for female relatives of Splendy

I've looked at the family tree, and I've noticed something. There is a lack of of female relitives. So, I've decided to think of some ladies to add to the family. Hopefully, they'll catch on, but only time will tell.


Die Großdame is the wife of Der Großmann, and the mother of Splendor man. Unlike her husband and second child, Slenderman, she is a kindred forest spirit, and only kills when necessary. She is where Splendor Man and Tender Man get their kind demeanor from.


Artemis Mann, More commonly known as the Thin Lady, is Slender Man's twin sister, with a similar appearence, but with a pencil skirt and jack boots, and her mother's platinum blonde hair. Like her brother, she suffers from Middle Child Syndrome, but is shy, creative, and more …



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